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4/28/2005 

BEWARE: Monkey Invasion!

We are being attacked by monkeys!
They truly have a great intelligence, and what amazes me is their capacity to manipulate the poor human mind. Their objectivity and the conviction of their race is by far the most intelligent and apt to occupy this planet for generations to come, and that is undoubtedly wrong! We cannot allow this to happen! Their arrogant and individualist behaviours are outrageous! Each for it's own is not the way things work around here! Survival of the fittest was not invented to be torned to pieces by this silly apes!
The population is frightened by the idea of having monkeys dominating their towns. Just imagine a monkey serving you lunch or teaching your children how they should behave in society; it's not right! It's not right to have a monkey sitting next to you on the bus either, they smell and their behaviour is obnoxious.

It's visible the monkeys have higher physical capacities when compared with our specie, they can runaround for hours tormenting our trained single-vision or simply bite us in the head which might result in some deadly disease still undiscovered but I assume it's more painful than anything ever invented!
Yours truly is in panic to think we'll be going to school with monkeys, buy things from their stores, and perhaps even sleep and procreate with she-monkeys!
We thought we knew it all and now this plague broke loose! We cannot permit this to continue! They are a menace and they are growing!

To whoever reading this hole in my mind, please help me fight the monkeys around us. We should not let our beloved habits and traditions be wasted by a specie so primitive and with such a narrow mind as the monkeys. They have prejudice against us. They do not belong here, they want to annihilate the structures of our society and I'm pretty sure they wanna fuck our assholes on the way.
Be firm and look them with despise. Criticise their attitude and their conducts around us. Don't let them in!
Don't let them get near your children or your family, these ugly creatures have second intentions when they approach innocent human minds, bare that in mind and you shall be saved from god knows what!

Sincerely,
Darwin on Mushrooms.